Television

It's the summer time, and that means sunny weather, late nights, and good times. For me, it means lazy days, air condition, playstation 3, computer, and television(aka I'm developing what some would call, a little bit of a weight problem)! I have watched more television then is humanly possible this summer, thanks to Hulu and Netflix. Here is a list of some great summer shows;

True Blood-Vampires, drama, and horror.
Three Sheets-Beer, travel, and spirits.
Castle-Murder mystery.
Warehouse 13-Sci-Fi, and X-Files undertones.
Royal Pains-Docters and rich people.
Kathy Griffin-Love her or hate her, this show is funny.
The Little Couple-Reality TV awesomeness, about little people.

I am sure I watch way more then just these shows, but these are the ones I have on my mind at this moment!

Some men dream about it...

During my daily perusal of all things internet, I stumbled upon a site called Atom. With in the first five minutes I was hooked, it's like another "Funny or Die," but with a little different edge. Here is the first video I watched, it reminded me of when my friend Keith took a natural male enhancement pill in college. I think deep down, we all thought this would happen!

The Man with the World's Largest Penis

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Sketch Groups | Funny Animations

Insane Clown Posse

For what ever reason, I woke up this morning and had one of the strangest thoughts ever, "What are the Insane Clown Posse up to?" For all you chicken heads who don't know, this is ICP;


This rap duo spits rhymes about dead bodies, carnival rides, faygo, and anything of the creepy carnival persuasion. Their beats where often laced with screams, thrashing guitars, and carnival noises, which begs the question, "Why on earth did I listen to them, let alone see them in concert?" The answer, I don't know, they were funny I guess. I also thought their album art was cool, they were these crazy colorful "Joker" cards.



I don't know why, or when I stopped listening to them, or what happened to the CD's I had bought, but I thought this was a common consensus around the world, ICP sucked and should not be listened to. Well, in my morning nostalgia driven dive back into the twisted carnival world of doom, I discovered that people still care about this group. In fact, there is a four day festival devoted to this group and groups like them. Check out this infomercial about the festival below.



If you watched the whole video, that means you are like me and want to attend this horrible event at least once in your life, just to say you did! I mean who can say no to horrible rap music, wrestling, comedy, HELICOPTER rides, and so much more!! Charlie needs to get on the ticket crew for this, the people watching alone would be amazing!

While I was pulling into the apartment complex the other day I saw this weird thing attached to the back of a VW Bug. As I got closer I noticed it was moving, which made it even weirder! Take a look;



I think this thing is pretty useless, and it goes along with a long line of useless things people put on their cars.



and this



and last but not least



These things suck!!

Take a dump, in my food


I like taking a dump as much as the next guy, in fact I love taking dumps! One thing I have always stood by is you never eat where, or while you dump. This popular restaurant in Taiwan takes this rule and poops all over it, welcome to Modern Toilet.



This place is unreal, their mascot is a giant pile of steamy poop, they eat out of plastic toilets, the whole place is decorated like a bathroom.



Their most famous meal is chicken curry, which looks like a giant disgusting mess in the plastic toilet. Their next most famous dish is the twisted ice cream desert, that looks like their mascot, a big pile of shit.



I don't think I could eat there, pooping is awesome...but not for dinner!!

To further make myself look like a moron!

Thought this was classic.



Now imagine it with Vince McMahon and Jake the Snake!!

Tweet Battle/Bidding Wars

Like the rest of the world, I have been diving head first into Twitter and it is amazing! I love the constant updates from people on my phone, it makes me feel like I have friends again! This morning during my scan of all things internet, I came across the Shaq post "Trick Shot Master." After checking it out, I really hope Shaq plays this guy in horse, but not on ESPN just put it on some live internet feed! It will be funny to see that guy try and dunk a ball after he misses one of his behind the back shots! White guys can't jump, I love that movie!

I have also been scanning ebay lately due to my guitar hero guitar malfunction. I found a great buy, but just like anything else it gets you addicted to finding great buys. For instance, this morning I found a game I wanted to get for .99 and 17 hours left, so I bidded. After my bid came back it said I had been out bid, so I checked again and the bid was still low so I hit it again. Same message, so I stopped seeing that this could get ugly. After the rush subsided I started to do a little research and found that the out bidder had bid on everything I was watching in my watch column but had not won a single thing. (Light bulb going off) This guy is the catalyst for a straight up bidding addiction, he's like the gas on the fire pushing the people to bid higher. Why does it work, because it was exciting for that brief second of misguided bidding. Ebay is for gamblers, lucky I have some restraint!

Listen up

While I was in the kitchen

My Wife: Ed McMahon died.
Me: Ed McMchon died, thats horrible(starts to walk back into office) that means I have to watch wrestling this week.
Wife: What does wrestling have to do with Ed McMahon.
Me: He was the guy that created wrestling(now looking over her shoulder at picture of Ed McMahon.)
Wife: No he wasn't, he was on late night with Carson.
Me: Oh, Vince McMahon was the guy who did wrestling.
Wife: Your an idiot.

Web Surfing

During my morning routine I have started to become obsessed with searching the web for the next "big" thing in web videos. This past week I stumbled upon a comedy troupe named Summer of Tears, these guys are brilliant. I suggest you check out Summer of Tears in Teen Wolf below.

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